I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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