nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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