I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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