I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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