2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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