He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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