ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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