i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You dont lie about slip and slides
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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