He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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