My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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