haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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