i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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