Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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