Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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