im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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