How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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