I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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