Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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