Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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