her vagine was all disorganized.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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