I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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