Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize