Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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