Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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