how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
