But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
How does it feel to date your dad?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
