Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So apparently I’m into choking now
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