I just gift wrapped bread.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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