She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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