I think my fart just growled at me.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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