He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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