Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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