your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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