my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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