fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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