Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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