He is such a slut. More and more my type.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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