Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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