You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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