it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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