we have officially mastered the walk of shame
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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