remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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