I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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