Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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