We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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