I'm gonna have a badass scar
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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