im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
