I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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