let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
the day after is always just damage control
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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