Where did you get a picture of my penis
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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