watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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