My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we made out on top of his cat.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Michael Bay diarrhea
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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